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Day the Universe Goes Completely Dark, The

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What happens when the universe runs out of light?Not tomorrow. Not in a billion years. But eventually — according to modern cosmology and the laws of thermodynamics — every star will die. The galaxies will go dark. Black holes will evaporate. Even matter itself may decay into radiation, leaving behind an empty universe drifting toward eternal silence.In this deep, atmospheric journey through the ... Read more

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What happens when the universe runs out of light?Not tomorrow. Not in a billion years. But eventually — according to modern cosmology and the laws of thermodynamics — every star will die. The galaxies will go dark. Black holes will evaporate. Even matter itself may decay into radiation, leaving behind an empty universe drifting toward eternal silence.In this deep, atmospheric journey through the
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It Seemed Funny at the Time: A Large Collection of Short Humor

by David Lubar ...

David Lubar has gathered his best magazine pieces from the past fifteen years, tossed in his most popular works from the early days of online humor, bundled up the comedy material from his national conference talks, and stuffed everything in one juicy volume.Here's what two of the funniest guys on the planet have to say:"In this sweeping collection, David Lubar turns his crafty eye to everything ... Read more

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David Lubar has gathered his best magazine pieces from the past fifteen years, tossed in his most popular works from the early days of online humor, bundled up the comedy material from his national conference talks, and stuffed everything in one juicy volume.Here's what two of the funniest guys on the planet have to say:"In this sweeping collection, David Lubar turns his crafty eye to everything
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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

by David Lubar ...

**AN ALA BEST BOOK FOR YOUNG ADULTS • Study up for a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.“A fresh, genuinely funny picture of an earnest yet hapless teen.”—Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books“Lubar writes in a laugh-out-loud style about the problems of a teenager figuring out high school. . . A great read for teens ... Read more

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**AN ALA BEST BOOK FOR YOUNG ADULTS • Study up for a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.“A fresh, genuinely funny picture of an earnest yet hapless teen.”—Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books“Lubar writes in a laugh-out-loud style about the problems of a teenager figuring out high school. . . A great read for teens
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Teeny Weenies: The Intergalactiv Petting Zoo

And Other Stories

by David Lubar ...

Illustrated by Bill Mayer ...

Meet the Teeny Weenies!A boy and his sister visit a petting zoo that is out of this world. A community pool fills up with bullies. And the Fourth of July starts off with a BOOM! Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales by award-winning author David Lubar. Wacky comic book style ... Read more

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Meet the Teeny Weenies!A boy and his sister visit a petting zoo that is out of this world. A community pool fills up with bullies. And the Fourth of July starts off with a BOOM! Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales by award-winning author David Lubar. Wacky comic book style
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Looniverse #2: Meltdown Madness (A Branches Book)

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Series Book 2 - Looniverse
Looniverse #2 is even wackier than the first book! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Ed has to sell chocolate bars to raise ... Read more

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Looniverse #2 is even wackier than the first book! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Ed has to sell chocolate bars to raise
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In the Land of the Lawn Weenies

and Other Warped and Creepy Tales

by David Lubar ...

Series series Weenies Stories
Beware the lawn weenies! Hilarious and harrowing tales of monstrous kids and boring neighborhoods gone wild.From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time, plus several brand new stories. In In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, a substitute teacher discovers her students are literal monsters, a ... Read more

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Beware the lawn weenies! Hilarious and harrowing tales of monstrous kids and boring neighborhoods gone wild.From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time, plus several brand new stories. In In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, a substitute teacher discovers her students are literal monsters, a
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Dog Days

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Larry can't stop thinking about the growling dog in the alley. He already has three strays in his backyard. How can he afford to take care of another one? When his brother Paul points out a strange mark in the alley, Larry has a mystery to solve. What is the dog protecting? What is really going on in that dark alley? ... Read more

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Larry can't stop thinking about the growling dog in the alley. He already has three strays in his backyard. How can he afford to take care of another one? When his brother Paul points out a strange mark in the alley, Larry has a mystery to solve. What is the dog protecting? What is really going on in that dark alley?
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Zero Tolerance Meets the Alien Death Ray and Other (Mostly) Inappropriate Stories

by David Lubar ...

Once in a while, I'll write a story that contains an item, a scene, or an action that might be considered inappropriate for classroom reading. So that story can't go into one of my Weenies collections. But that doesn't mean it isn't a good story. I've gathered a selection of stories about inappropriate things like stealing steroids, getting hooked on a casino-gambling game, or fooling around with ... Read more

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Once in a while, I'll write a story that contains an item, a scene, or an action that might be considered inappropriate for classroom reading. So that story can't go into one of my Weenies collections. But that doesn't mean it isn't a good story. I've gathered a selection of stories about inappropriate things like stealing steroids, getting hooked on a casino-gambling game, or fooling around with
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Punished!

by David Lubar ...

Logan and his friend Benedict run into the wrong guy at the library?literally. When Logan slams into the reference guy in the basement and gives him a little lip, Logan gets punished, really and truly punished. He has three days to complete three tasks before Professor Wordsworth will lift the magical punishment that keeps getting Logan in even more trouble. ... Read more

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Logan and his friend Benedict run into the wrong guy at the library?literally. When Logan slams into the reference guy in the basement and gives him a little lip, Logan gets punished, really and truly punished. He has three days to complete three tasks before Professor Wordsworth will lift the magical punishment that keeps getting Logan in even more trouble.
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Numbed!

by David Lubar ...

When Logan's class takes a trip to a math museum, his mischievous friend Benedict is sure it will be a boring day—until he discovers a robot and its creator in an off-limits area. The robot proves feisty, and soon both boys get zapped. They realize only later that they'd left the museum without their math skills. To get back the knowledge they need for school—not to mention buying food at the mall ... Read more

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When Logan's class takes a trip to a math museum, his mischievous friend Benedict is sure it will be a boring day—until he discovers a robot and its creator in an off-limits area. The robot proves feisty, and soon both boys get zapped. They realize only later that they'd left the museum without their math skills. To get back the knowledge they need for school—not to mention buying food at the mall
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Kid Appeal—A Short Story

by David Lubar, Jon Scieszka ...

The whole school is getting in on the action when a contest is announced: The student who creates the best project on New Cairo's history will win a trip to the cool new water park in town. Charlie has a plan that can't lose—as long as he doesn't lose his life in the process. A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka. ... Read more

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The whole school is getting in on the action when a contest is announced: The student who creates the best project on New Cairo's history will win a trip to the cool new water park in town. Charlie has a plan that can't lose—as long as he doesn't lose his life in the process. A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka.
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Digital Horror Fiction Anthology

25 Horror Fiction Short Stories, #1

by Digital Fiction, Gregory L. Norris, Bruce Memblatt, Samuel Marzioli, David M. Hoenig, Aaron Gudmunson, James Dorr, Geoff Brown, Adrian Ludens, Jay Caselberg, Larry Hinkle, Adrian Cole, Tracie McBride, Geoff Gander, Sarah Hans, Jason A. Wyckoff, Jenner Michaud, Bruce Lockhart 2nd & Suzie Lockhart, C.M. Saunders, Rie Sheridan Rose, H.L. Fullerton, Bill Zaget, Michelle Mellon, Don Webb, Rue Karney, Renee Miller ...

Series Book 1 - 25 Horror Fiction Short Stories
DIGITAL HORROR FICTION ANTHOLOGY25 Horror Fiction Short Stories2:51, Behind the Caterpillar — Gregory L. NorrisA Dream for Sugar — Bruce MemblattA Pocket of Madness — Samuel MarzioliAces and Kings — David M. HoenigThe Animals — Aaron GudmunsonThe Borrowed Man — James DorrHis Own Personal Golgotha — Geoff BrownBuilding Condemned (Seeking Asylum) — Adrian LudensCompartmental — Jay CaselbergDemocrac. ... Read more

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DIGITAL HORROR FICTION ANTHOLOGY25 Horror Fiction Short Stories2:51, Behind the Caterpillar — Gregory L. NorrisA Dream for Sugar — Bruce MemblattA Pocket of Madness — Samuel MarzioliAces and Kings — David M. HoenigThe Animals — Aaron GudmunsonThe Borrowed Man — James DorrHis Own Personal Golgotha — Geoff BrownBuilding Condemned (Seeking Asylum) — Adrian LudensCompartmental — Jay CaselbergDemocrac.
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