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  • Audiobook

    How Not to Kill Yourself

    A Survival Guide for Imaginative Pessimists

    Narrated by Tim Bruce ...
    Series series The Good Life Series

    Unabridged

    2 hours 41 min

    A highly imaginative and relatable guide for anyone who needs the reassurance that suicide is never worth it.Are you inclined to escape the crumminess of everyday life into fantasy worlds? Are you smart and imaginative in a way that isn’t really suited to your surroundings? Are you definitely misunderstood, likely angry, and almost certainly depressed? Set Sytes, hailing from the UK, would prefer ... Read more

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  • Faces in the Dark

    A Short Collection of Paranoid Horror

    by Set Sytes ...
    A girl begins to question why she and her parents wear monstrous masks they have never, ever taken off, though she may have been better off not knowing. An insomniac spends every night watched by a dark, silent figure in the bedroom, and while this figure disappears by morning, he seems to be growing stronger and bolder. It turns out that when things go missing, spidery little creatures with the ... Read more

    $10.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Moral Zero

    by Set Sytes ...
    "This is rock n roll writing. Its energy reminds me of early Amis, its articulation reminiscent of a Tarantino screenplay... Brilliantly sleazy, scum and filth visibly oozes from between the words on the page. Each paragraph leaves you breathless, each moving with such runaway-train speed you almost expect one to crash into the next. And it’s very funny." - Paul Davenport, author of Not Like The ... Read more

    $2.67 USD

  • Born to Be Weird

    Demented Fantasy and Bizarro Horror

    by Set Sytes ...
    A public restroom even more horrific than most, with a stained toilet that can swallow a man whole, sending him to a sewage-filled hell. A riverbank lined with swaying mops given faces and philosophies. A secondary school that seems to waver in and out of reality not only in dreams, but also upon wakeful visitation. An isolated grotto, home to trolls and the posthumous shadow form of Elvis Presley ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus