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Peace Force

The most dysfunctional crime-fighters in the galaxy

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 1 - Harriet Walsh
Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.When Harriet Walsh signs on, she doesn't ... Read more

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Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.When Harriet Walsh signs on, she doesn't
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A Portion of Dragon and Chips

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 1 - Dragon and Chips
Did you bring the salt?A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It's elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins.Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him... literally.At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned, ... Read more

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Did you bring the salt?A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It's elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins.Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him... literally.At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned,
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Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Three complete novels. One bonus short story. Infinite cosmic chaos.If you love absurd, witty sci-fi, strap in for Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two (Books 4–6 plus bonus content). Join bumbling freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering robotic companion, Clunk, as they navigate dodgy contracts, lethal rivalries, and catastrophic bad luck across the galaxy.What’s Inside the Bundle:Book 4: No ... Read more

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Three complete novels. One bonus short story. Infinite cosmic chaos.If you love absurd, witty sci-fi, strap in for Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two (Books 4–6 plus bonus content). Join bumbling freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering robotic companion, Clunk, as they navigate dodgy contracts, lethal rivalries, and catastrophic bad luck across the galaxy.What’s Inside the Bundle:Book 4: No
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A Riddle in Bronze

This is who you call with your ghost problem

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 1 - Mysteries in Metal
A well-meaning young bookkeeper is recruited into a bizarre family business hunting spirits, only to find himself caught between supernatural dangers, a deadly conspiracy, and two people he desperately wants to protect.It's the year 1871, and an unlikely trio patrol the foggy, gaslit streets of London.The Professor: A brilliant, eccentric inventor who can unleash supernatural forces in pursuit of ... Read more

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A well-meaning young bookkeeper is recruited into a bizarre family business hunting spirits, only to find himself caught between supernatural dangers, a deadly conspiracy, and two people he desperately wants to protect.It's the year 1871, and an unlikely trio patrol the foggy, gaslit streets of London.The Professor: A brilliant, eccentric inventor who can unleash supernatural forces in pursuit of
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How to Write a Novel

The secrets of a full-time author

by Simon Haynes ...

Do any of these sound familiar?• You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.• You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.• You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and ... Read more

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Do any of these sound familiar?• You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.• You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.• You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and
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A Robot Named Clunk

Fast, funny and quirky

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 1 - Hal Spacejock
A feelgood, gloriously funny, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp.Clunk is an elderly robot at the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock is a crash-prone pilot who will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of ... Read more

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A feelgood, gloriously funny, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp.Clunk is an elderly robot at the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock is a crash-prone pilot who will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of
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Making Waves

A clever science-fiction story about academic rivalry, stubborn professors and one very ambitious student.

by Simon Haynes ...

The record stood for decades, but student Moira Baird believes she has a shot.Every semester, Professor Wallace challenges his class to defend their plans for some improbable device. There's a fifteen-minute time limit, and the presentation ends the moment someone points out a fatal flaw.Wallace has held the top spot since his own student days. Year after year he dismantles the usual attempts: ... Read more

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The record stood for decades, but student Moira Baird believes she has a shot.Every semester, Professor Wallace challenges his class to defend their plans for some improbable device. There's a fifteen-minute time limit, and the presentation ends the moment someone points out a fatal flaw.Wallace has held the top spot since his own student days. Year after year he dismantles the usual attempts:
... Read more
Hal Spacejock Omnibus One

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Over 800 pages of laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure!Hal Spacejock is an obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled cargo pilot. Clunk is a clapped-out, long-suffering robot who just wants to survive his next assignment. Together, they are the galaxy's most disastrous duo.This value-packed box set includes three full-length novels plus a bonus short story:Book 1: A Robot Named Clunk... ... Read more

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Over 800 pages of laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure!Hal Spacejock is an obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled cargo pilot. Clunk is a clapped-out, long-suffering robot who just wants to survive his next assignment. Together, they are the galaxy's most disastrous duo.This value-packed box set includes three full-length novels plus a bonus short story:Book 1: A Robot Named Clunk...
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The Secret Signal

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 1 - Hal Junior
Hal Junior lives aboard a space station, where his teacher is a robot with literal eyes in the back of its head—and with Hal around, it needs them!Today is extra special: a supply ship has arrived, and Hal's class is heading aboard for a tour. But teacher mysteriously vanishes and Hal stumbles across a dangerous secret.Hal's a notorious prankster, and nobody listens to his wild stories of ... Read more

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Hal Junior lives aboard a space station, where his teacher is a robot with literal eyes in the back of its head—and with Hal around, it needs them!Today is extra special: a supply ship has arrived, and Hal's class is heading aboard for a tour. But teacher mysteriously vanishes and Hal stumbles across a dangerous secret.Hal's a notorious prankster, and nobody listens to his wild stories of
... Read more
Harriet Walsh of the Peace Force

Omnibus One

by Simon Haynes ...

Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.If you love cozy sci-fi, absurd galactic ... Read more

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Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.If you love cozy sci-fi, absurd galactic
... Read more
Zero

A gloriously funny, feelgood, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 100 - Hal Spacejock
Learning on the job might not be the best idea when that 'job' is flying someone else's spaceship.Broke, about to get evicted, and bullied non-stop by his human-hating robot supervisor, Hal Spacejock is desperate to escape his miserable life as a cargo loader at a third-rate spaceport.After helping an old guy fight off two armed thugs in the shadow of a rusty, condemned starship, Hal sees his ... Read more

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Learning on the job might not be the best idea when that 'job' is flying someone else's spaceship.Broke, about to get evicted, and bullied non-stop by his human-hating robot supervisor, Hal Spacejock is desperate to escape his miserable life as a cargo loader at a third-rate spaceport.After helping an old guy fight off two armed thugs in the shadow of a rusty, condemned starship, Hal sees his
... Read more
Dragon and Chips Omnibus One

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Dragon and Chips
Three full-length novels in one hilarious volume!"An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour."A Portion of Dragon and ChipsWhen a mild-mannered, old robot gets stranded in a medieval kingdom, things immediately go downhill. Trapped without a battery recharge, he must dodge a homicidal knight, a greedy queen, and a conniving spymaster—all desperate to exploit or destroy the mechanical ... Read more

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Three full-length novels in one hilarious volume!"An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour."A Portion of Dragon and ChipsWhen a mild-mannered, old robot gets stranded in a medieval kingdom, things immediately go downhill. Trapped without a battery recharge, he must dodge a homicidal knight, a greedy queen, and a conniving spymaster—all desperate to exploit or destroy the mechanical
... Read more

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